Why move to Austin?

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Even McConnaughey has a beard

You are not cool. That is all.
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Arandinas

I live in an interesting part of town, I'm about 2 miles from Austin's froo-froo shopping center and new Neiman Marcus and Saks, and about 2 miles from one of the most gut-bucket poor part of town. Guess where I go for a $3 burrito? Usually not a big deal, but 9pm last friday I go to arandinas number whatever over by the HEB . Tonight they have a band - accordian, bass, guitar. I listened while I waited for my burrito al pastor. The bass player sang and played the lead line. He had a beat-up white p-bass with a huge green pot-leaf sticker on it. He wore a stetson, white shirt, sky-blue sans-a-belts, and sky-blue custom ostrich boots - with the pointy toe so you kill the roaches in the corners. He was about a 1/4 step flat compared to the accordian, but nobody seemed to notice. It was fun. I was the only anglo in the place, which is actually kind of unusual in austin these days.

saturday morning-

Roll down to Cameron looking for the Tandy store to get stuff for a new mandolin strap. It's a hard place to find - tucked in one of those low-rent garage/body shop strips in a place with bad traffic access like underneath a tangle of texas flyover interchanges - you know the usual Austin kind fo place. There's the leather store (with harleys out front), a thrift store, the amature radio supply shop, and a goodwill. They were teaching a class in back of Tandy and there was a special on full cowskin rugs - pretty cool if the dog wouldn't eat it. Got my 'superior grade' latigo lace and briefly considered the fringed moccasin kit for $27. I tried to figure out where I'd wear fringed buckskin moccasins, cause the kit looked like fun and a pretty good deal for buckskin, but I decided I wasn't sure enough of what size I'd be to buy it right there. I stopped in the thrift store which had a real old VCR - the kind with tape-deck mechanical switches for play/stop/etc. Cool. Anyway, continued my drive over to the east side to check out the lofts where Tamara's 'naked as you want to be' art show was the night before. I didn't go, but I'd never been in that neighborhood and wanted to check it out. It is pretty neat, and you could imagine being in mexico with the way the houses are painted, the restaurants, and the cool-ass spanish colonial style churches, if it were for the ass new 'apartment homes' being built all over. Next stop - South Austin farmers market - I've never been to this one, and figured I'd check it out. There was one stand selling some crappy yellow organic tomatoes. Baah. So back up to the downtown farmers market, which is always bumpin. I didn't have a cooler, so I passed on the buffalo steaks, but it was already getting hot so I got an iced black coffee. I'm always eyeballing the plant guy who has the exotic plumerias, but he's always asking ~$50 for the cool ones, and I haven't been real lucky with gardening in texas. Over to Lamar, stopped in Whole Earth provisions to look at yuppies buying hemp shoes and rock climbing harnesses. 'The Tavern' is up the street from there, around 11th and Lamar. It's a cool old german bar with a deck on top - it looks like a cuckoo clock - I need to check that place out later. It's 11:30am and already 90 degrees, but the iced coffee helps (and the truck's AC).

Cheeseman

From an AP story -

Food and Drug Administration officials have told companies to look for a manufacturing technique that does not use lead, which can cause learning disabilities and behavioral problems.

It is not clear whether this lead can contaminate food stored in the lunch boxes. Mitchell Cheeseman, associate director of the FDA's Office of Food Additive Safety, noted that since food in lunch boxes is generally stored inside bags, the potential for contamination is minimized.

If the agency were able to prove that lead is migrating from the lunch box lining into food, it would step in, Cheeseman said.

The associate director of Food Additive Safety is named "Cheeseman"? Could this mean something sinister about cheese?

e46 alternator

Maybe someone will find this useful. I was stumped for a while figuring out the best way to remove tension on the belts without breaking something.

Removal of bmw e46 alternator (mine was a 2002 325i 2.5L)-
First disconnect the battery in the trunk. Remove the ram-air duct held by 3 expanding rivets at the top of the radiator - don't lose them. Remove the intake/air filter housing - two clips hold it to the MAF sensor, 2 screws hold it to the driver's inner wheel well. Remove the two screws that hold the power steering reservoir in place - it can be moved aside without disconnecting the fluid lines. Disconnect the alternator positive cable and regulator sensor connector which are both on the back of the alternator. Disconnect the two sensors from the electric fan assembly so the fan can be removed. The fan assembly is held with a torx on one side and a plastic expanding rivet on the other - remove those and it slides up and out. You now have a space to get to the accessories at the front of the engine. Examine the sepentine belt route - there is an idler attached to the side of the alternator and a belt tensioner below the alternator. The belt tension must be relieved to remove the alternator. Removing the hub cover from the tensioner pulley exposes an 8mm hex recess. This must be torqued clockwise (facing the engine) to compress the tensioner spring and slack the belt. You wont be able to do this with a regular Allen wrench without it sliding off and breaking something. You'll need a 8mm hex on a socket and 2' breaker to apply enough torque. It will rotate about 60 degrees from its rest position and you should then be able to slip the belt off the alternator's drive and idler pulley. Remove the cover from the alternator idler pulley hub to expose the top alternator mount bolt which is 16mm - not that common. The idler will come off the alternator. Remove the second (bottom) alternator mount bolt - again 16mm. Slip off the air duct going to the bottom of the alternator fan shrould, and the alternator should lift out - if it binds, wiggle it until it comes out. Goes back together the same in reverse - take time to consider that everything is replaced properly.
If you're doing this, it's also a good idea to replace the accessory drive belt - having it break can be bad news. The accessory belt mounts the crank pulley behind the AC drive belt so the AC belt must be removed first. It's pretty easy and has much less tension than the accessory drive belt. I just pushed it's tensioner down with my hand, and jammed an Allen wrench into a little slot that opens up in the tensioner's base.

The Lake

I laid beside her, drew my breath slowly to take it in - the soft smell of her fine skin, her dark long hair. She turned to kiss me and I met her tender lips. I put my arm around her and pulled her close, burying my face in her hair drawing her closer. Rubbing my leg against hers, I remember how smooth they were, and how soft the bottoms of her feet were against the tops of mine. Nothing spoken. The sun filtered in through the window, from across the lake, languid late afternoon sunshine. Time stopped, two people shared a moment, both tired but aware, excited but relaxed.

Bored?

Time to kill? My new thing: having a few beers and watching random Numa Numa videos .

aliens

I think 'Jogbra' would be a great name for an alien.

Politics

What's conservative? what's liberal? what's left or right? How does your political stance compare to Thatcher, Ghandi, Hilter? Check out the political compass quiz and find out. (I'm economic left/right -0.13, social libertarian/authoritarian -1.28 . About as close to middle as it gets.)

New Stuff

(SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY) TXRD roller derby has moved to the Crockett center, over by Chuy's and the new Chinatown complex. I hope they don't double-book with the gun show that's there the third weekend each month - GO CHOLA! Saturday, Drop Trio from Houston are playing in town. I haven't heard them, but they're described as 'space jazz' - I'm hoping along the lines of Emperor Penguin, Stereolab, or Tipsy. Oh, yeah - Horns Win, Horns Win! I'm I the only one who thinks 'the eyes of texas are upon you' is a little creepy? I'm trying to decide between 2-step, yoga, fencing, or the UT Odyssey course on human infectious diseases for a spring class. I also just saw the the Capitol City Highlanders Pipe Band are giving free lessons, and there is a Monday drumming group at Drumz. Still trying to make it to Wednesday night contra dance, or over to hole-in-the-wall for Monkey Butlers and the Ridgetop Syncopators.

It's dry here. It hasn't rained in a long time. Last year, it rained every weekend for about 8 weeks straight. It was cloudy today, and I was almost giddy. It's weird getting excited about an overcast, cloudy day. It's been so warm here over winter that the plants are all goofed up. My banana plant by the pool is sending up shoots, and I got a feeling we're not out of it yet. But the next time it rains, I'm going to go running around outside in the puddles.

Renaissance weasel

What's up with Da Vinci's "Lady with an Ermine" ? She's got a 'lord of the dance' headband, flight certified hair-helmet, AND a gold unibrow enhancer. And how did Leonardo get that weasel to stay still for a portrait? It looks really pissed off.